Why do all fall sweaters this year look like bags? Bags made of acrylic! Just because it is now time to retreat into my fur does not mean that my fur has to look like I just grabbed the throw off the couch! What is wrong with a little shape, a little color, a little va-va-voom, you know?
Sweaters. It should be obvious you have breasts. Yes?
(Unless, of course, you do not in fact have breasts, and are not using apparatuses to appear that you have them.)
Sweaters. It should be obvious you have breasts. Yes?
(Unless, of course, you do not in fact have breasts, and are not using apparatuses to appear that you have them.)